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1 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:04/03/03 16:33
最初から訳して貰うよりは勉強になりそうだし、
日→英スレもあるけど、先ずは自分で英語で書いてみたい人向け
のスレがあったら良いような気がして立てちゃった!

2 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:04/03/03 16:42
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        ,ィ"          \    やった波平が2ゲットじゃ!
         /              `、 ボケどもが・・・わしの部屋に来なさい!!
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      r'-=ニ;'_ー-、___,,.ィ‐‐-,,_  _|   >>1いたずらばかりしおって!
       | r,i   ~`'ー-l;l : : : `l-r'"メ、  >>2本当にけしからん奴じゃ!
      ヾ、       `ー‐'": i!_,l_ノ` >>4お前も反省しなさい!
       |         ,:(,..、 ;:|/    >>5今日という今日はかんべんならん!
       |        ,,,..lllllll,/     >>6いい気になりおって! 
       /  `::;;.   '"`ニ二ソ      >>7このままではろくな人間にならんぞ!  
     /7    ゙゙:`-、;:;:;;;:;:;:;;/       >>8バッカモーーーーン!
   ,,.ィ"`:、        "/;:`ー-:、.._    >>9さよう、母さんのいうとおりじゃ!
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3 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:04/03/03 17:09


猿にもわかる駄スレの立て方

1、思いつきでスレを立てる
2、立て逃げする
3、文章を推敲しない
4、板の趣旨を念頭に置かないでスレを立てる
5、類似スレの検索はしない
6、極私的な話題を扱う

以上に1つでも当て嵌まるとそれは駄スレです。
ご注意下さい。



4 :4:04/03/07 08:49
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5 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:04/03/10 22:42
5

6 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:04/03/11 00:51
類似スレあるけど死んでるぞ(爆
「練習」じゃなく「添削専用」っつ〜のがこのスレの売りもんみたいだな。


英作文
ttp://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1018340471/l50

英作文練習スレッド@お気軽 パート6
ttp://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1076312783/l50

7 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/18 23:13
【Perish the thought!】
There was an old man in a certain city.
On a sunny day he went to the store to buy sunflower seeds for his grandson's hamster.
I think he was singing,"To market, to market,♪"
The surveillance tape of the store showed the old man was in front of a cash dispenser.
Here came a woman.
While he was operating the dispense machine, she was touching his body.
And she screamed, "He is a robber !"
20 persons appeared. They walled him.
3 men rose up against him. The old man was struck down.
And policemen appeared.
A policeman put handcuffs on him, and made osaekomi against him for about 20 MINUTES.
You know the old man was not the wicked man. He died the next day.
The police announced, "We appologies because the old man is the righteous.
But the way of catching him was not wrong. He have had high blood pressure.
Taking mental shock killed the old man."
But I guess taking physical shocks killed the old man.
The band is hiding among citizens.
The police does not show the picture of the woman on the videotape till now.
Why?
The rumour says that the police have been pressured by some body.
We think the videotape to be made public.
You can copy these statements to other boards.
This is a painful case in yokkaichi-shi, Mie, Japan.


8 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/18 23:14

コンニチワ
よろしくお願いします。
意味の通じないところだけご指摘願います。


9 :†kunnys† ◆XksB4AwhxU :04/03/19 02:49
次の文添削してください。

I fuck myself everyday.

10 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/20 12:09
>>9
えろいじゃん。


11 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/20 16:39
>>9
I fuck you tonight.
or
I masterbate everyday, everywhere.



12 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:04/03/20 16:49
添削してください
I suck my own dick every day.
It makes a great excercise.
It feel sooooooo good, too.

13 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/20 19:58
>>12
えろいじゃん。


14 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:04/03/21 02:41
Thank you very much, Cho Ikariya! I miss you a lot.

15 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/21 02:54
>>12

I suck my prick like p letter figure for my pleasure by myself.


16 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/21 02:59
The LORD blesses Cho Ikariya!


17 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/21 03:12
>>15
うーん。これではものすごい形のちんちんとゆうことになりそうだ…。
布団の中で考えよう。



18 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/21 13:33
添削お願いします。

【 Goog-bye Mr.Ikariya (いかりや長介さん さようなら) 】(´・ω・`)ショボーン
When I was a kid, I'd watched the TV show "8時だよ!全員集合" at Saturday night.
Had you been doing so? Was it Saturday night? Aren't you a Japanese?
For Japanase "8時だよ!全員集合" is equal to "Saturday Night Live" for Americans.
ザ・ドリフターズ(The Drifters) welcomed guest singers every week, and this variety show went on.
Don't you know The Drifters is more famous than The Beatles in Japan.
Mr. Ikariya is the leader of The Drifters.
He has gone without saying good-bye.
-
Here lies a good comedian who was good at train members and many kids.
He loved African good earth. He was loved by African good people.
The LORD has taken his soul away over the top of mount Kilimanjaro.



19 :今日もうんこ ◆bKaGbR8Ka. :04/03/21 19:58
誰も添削してくれない。
(´・ω・`)イジイジ
at Saturday night は every Saturday night にしなくちゃいけないのかな?



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